What do you call a retired vegetable?
Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?
What's a kitty's favorite book?
Why are winter days great?
What do married cats say to each other when they're upset?
What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?
Where do logs like to go on hikes?
What sport is always getting in trouble?
Where do surfers go to school?
How do you organize a space party?
What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?
Why don't oysters share their pearls?
What do you call a K9 who gets lost on Halloween?
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?
How do you make a walnut laugh?
What do you call two birds in love?
Why are cause and effect so close?
Why does the priest love swiss cheese?
Why did the witch's team lose the baseball game?
What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?