Where do automobiles have picnics?
At the car park.
What was the last thing that the balloon said to his father?
Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?
Why is oxygen so wealthy?
What did the sardine call the submarine?
What's a horse's favorite car?
What kind of dog does Dracula have?
Who is a carpenter's favorite singer?
Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?
What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?
Why do mama kangaroos hate rainy days?
What was the first animal in space?
Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?
What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?
Why did the cat start laughing?
What restaurant is on time for every meeting?
What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?
What did the monkey say when the baboon stole its money?
Where do old bowling balls end up?
What is the most popular 70s band among birds?
What did one firefly say to the other?