What sport is always getting in trouble?
Bad-minton.
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
Why are turtles so shy?
What state is famous for tiny soft drinks?
What school supply is the queen of the classroom?
What did autumn say to summer?
Why are trees always so positive?
Why are bakers paid so much money?
What do a baseball team and a baker have in common?
Where did the boat go when it was sick?
What kind of hanger doesn't fit in your closet?
What do you call it when a cat is not environmentally friendly?
How do you find where a flea has bitten you?
What do they say when a basketball player loses his mind?
What food is never allowed on the Titanic?
What's the smelliest part of a football field?
Why was the K9 such a devout Catholic?
Why wasn't the food on the small aircraft good?
Why do cubes make great referees?
Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?
What did the hostess name her daughter?