What sport is always getting in trouble?
Bad-minton.
What sweet treat never panics?
What superhero takes the best photos in the dark?
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
Why did the thief wear blue gloves?
What shape has a knighthood?
What do you call a dog in space?
What's a mummy's favorite food to eat?
Which big cat loves to drive?
What's black and white and red all over?
What kind of music do planets like?
What did the basketball player say when he lost his job?
Why couldn't the senior feline see anymore?
What position does a ghost play in soccer?
What's a shoemaker's favorite dessert?
Why are books always so angry?
What is the solar system's favorite candy?
What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?
Where would you find an elephant?
Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?
What do you call a BBQ by the pool?