Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?
Why are Olympians so picky about their vehicles?
Why do librarians never make plans?
How much does it cost to swim with the sharks?
You have to be very careful in an ice storm.
My brother is my partner in crime.
Why do cows go to New York?
What did the wasp do when he got hot?
Why did the dog swallow a clock?
What did the French chef say when he made a mistake?
What kind of tree can you hold in one hand?
Why did he change his bike's tires?
Who do vampire children take pictures with on Easter?
How does a taco bless the table?
What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?
What goes up when the rain comes down?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite animal?
What is a blue whale's favorite James Bond™ film?
How do frogs get to work?
Why was the bee sad?