What should you wear to a tea party?
What did the bird ask its friend when it was worried about aging?
Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?
Why didn't the fish go on summer vacation?
Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?
Why are dentist's kids so well-mannered?
How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?
What animal could Noah not trust?
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
What are the strongest days of the week?
How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?
Why are hockey rinks always rounded?
What happens when two monkeys get a divorce?
Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?
Why did the basketball player have so many good arguments?
Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?
Why did the vegetable call the plumber?
Did you know you can actually listen to the blood in your veins?
Which gaming system is always in a good mood?
What do you call a bakery hardware store?