Where would you find an elephant?
The same place you lost it.
Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?
How can you spot a jealous shamrock?
What did baby Godzilla call his mother?
What animal should you never play hide and seek with?
How do birds threaten one another?
What is a king's favorite weather?
When is a baseball player like a thief?
Why is a baseball game a good place to go on a hot day?
What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?
What's the scariest letter?
What book do lions read aloud to their whole family?
Why could no one recognize the sheep?
What do you call soccer players on opposing teams falling in love?
What do clouds do as soon as they make money?
What sweet treat never panics?
Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?
How do snakes identify their bath towels?
What type of cake never comes with frosting?
What do you give a dog on a hot summer day?
Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?