Why is Kermit the Frog® so good at gardening?
He has a green thumb.
What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?
I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.
What boat is great at getting a deal?
Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?
Who do fish pray to when they need help?
What animal should you never play hide and seek with?
What do mice bring on a picnic?
Why did the leprechaun wear a bracelet made of cereal?
Why do math teachers love hiking?
What do you call a mountain biker if his bicycle breaks?
What do you call the story of The Three Little Pigs?
Which dip has the best voice in the choir?
What kind of dog does Dracula have?
How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?
What do you call an old snowman?
Someone stole my mood ring!
Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?
Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?
What do you call it when an octopus leaves the sea?
Who is a house's favorite band?