What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?
Look clover there.
Why does rain make a great waiter at a restaurant?
How do fleas travel?
How do hurricanes see?
What is an herbalist's favorite brand of peanuts?
What did the robot want for Christmas?
What did the bee say to the naughty bee?
What animal keeps up with all the trends?
What sound does a witch's car make?
What's a watch's eldest relative?
How do you know if a joke is considered a dad joke?
What's a frog's favorite drink on a hot summer day?
What is a blue whale's favorite James Bond™ film?
Why are Olympians so picky about their vehicles?
What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?
What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?
Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?
What do snowmen eat for lunch?
What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?
What did the computer do at lunchtime?
What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?