Which computer won the talent show?
What do you call a long line of people waiting for their hotdog?
What's a shoemaker's favorite dessert?
What does a tree say when asked how they are doing?
What shape has a knighthood?
Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?
Where do cows go for lunch?
How many insurance policies do cats need?
What makes pirates such good singers?
What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?
What's the smelliest part of a football field?
Why are trees always so positive?
What animal should you never play poker with?
Which celebrity is the biggest fan of hats?
What's a pretzel's favorite dance?
What stone does a skier want in her engagement ring?
Where do toys go when they're hungry late at night?
Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?
What's a computer's most sacred holiday?
What candy is always getting in fights with each other?