Why did the dog swallow a clock?
Why are birds of prey such good mothers?
What animal dresses the most fashionably?
What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?
What do goats and moms have in common?
What do sheep say when they're in love?
How do you grill cheese?
What type of songs did cows like to listen to in the 1950s?
Which is the worst season?
If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?
What do you call a retired vegetable?
What grade did the NASA employee get on her exam?
Why does Jesus drive so much?
What's a villain's favorite Thanksgiving tradition?
Why was the bunny upset?
What bird ends up constantly getting hurt?
Why does the lower first base side smell the worst at a baseball stadium?
Why are pigs so good at building houses?
Why do elephants laugh anytime someone plays the piano?
What dogs are always lying to you?