What do you call the wife of a hippie?
Why do optometrists love to vacation in the Caribbean?
Why couldn't anyone call the zoo?
What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?
What does a jack-o-lantern like to read?
Which celebrity can be sedimentary, igneous, or metamorphic?
What do you call an emergency in the spring?
What do dogs say to each other when they sneeze?
What do cows always add to their salad?
What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?
Why can't basketball players go on vacation?
Why is whiskey not as popular anymore?
Which part of the Trinity loves to celebrate Halloween?
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
How do you say goodbye to a curly-haired dog?
Where do superheroes blend right in?
What do you call a happy Lassie?
What games do ants play with elephants?
How do you get straight A's?
My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.