What day of the week do chickens hide?
Where do oceans always buy their cars?
What do vegetarians eat on Thanksgiving?
Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?
What does a toddler wear while swimming on summer vacation?
What do you call a kitty that likes to fight?
Why are cheerleaders so festive in December?
What do you do if your husband can't appreciate fruit jokes?
What do fish do at parades?
Who's the biggest downer in baseball?
How was the wedding?
What do you do when two snails fight?
Why do golfers hate cake?
Why did the mouse get caught by the cat?
Which singer loves to groom sheep?
What is the difference between Yankee fans and dentists?
What is the difference between fleas and dogs?
What do you call a golden retriever at the beach in July?
Where do fishermen get their hair cut?
What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?