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Where do baby apes sleep?
Why doesn't Rudolph mind getting wet?
Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?
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What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?
What do you get when two plants kiss?
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Where did Jesus go to get a snack?
What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?
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What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?