What did the ocean say to the beach?
Nothing. It just waved.
Why do dogs always have stomach aches?
What do insects learn at school?
How long did the baseball player stay at the library?
Coffee has a rough time in our household.
Why are dogs allowed on airplanes?
What is Mike Tyson's favorite bowl?
What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
What sweet treat never panics?
Why couldn't the leopard hide?
What kind of computers do horses use?
What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?
What did the confused bee say?
What do you call a small pepper in late autumn?
Why was Santa's little helper embarrassed?
What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?
How does Cupid visit his girlfriend?
What might you say after being struck with Cupid's arrow?
What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?
How did the mermaid call her friends?