How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?
Which celebrity has the best handwriting?
Why are pilots always in a good mood?
What dog loves to take bubble baths?
What kind of instrument can someone play with their stomach?
What do you call a pig's sore eye?
Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?
Why did the drummer keep banging her head against the drums?
What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?
Which kitchen ingredient can also sing?
Where do stars go to college?
What do you do for an injured lemon?
What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter?
What did the baseball glove say to the ball?
What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?
What do you do if your husband can't appreciate fruit jokes?
What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?
Where do ships always get stuck?
Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?
What superhero takes the best photos in the dark?