What event does Spiderman love to attend?
What did the bird's mom say when he talked just like his dad?
Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?
Why is spending NYE in Times Square overrated?
What is a ghost's favorite dessert?
Why are pilots always in a good mood?
Why is the number 4 so smart?
What tea do footballers drink?
What does a cloud wear under his pants?
When is a baseball player like a thief?
Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?
Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?
What did the Husky mom say to her puppies at dinner?
What kind of tree can you hold in one hand?
What do fairies always drink?
What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?
What kind of hanger doesn't fit in your closet?
Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?