When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?
Sunday, because Monday is a week-day.
Why did the Yorkie make a bad watchdog?
Why do pigs tell jokes?
Why was the nurse afraid of camping?
What's the biggest moth in the world?
Where does cheese invest its money?
Where do sharks go on summer vacation?
What do you call a famous turtle?
How do animals blend into the desert?
What is a hunter's favorite kind of ice cream?
What did the Husky mom say to her puppies at dinner?
What did one firefly say to the other?
What medicine would you give an ill ant?
What do you call a golden retriever at the beach in July?
What do you call the successful dog detective?
What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?
Why did the ice cream truck break down?
On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?
What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?
What does an attorney say when getting married?
Why was there traffic on the Oregon Trail?