When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?
Sunday, because Monday is a week-day.
How do dog catchers get paid?
Why did the cow cross the road?
What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?
What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?
Why are skunks always so depressed?
What do you call a hike across the universe?
What sport do horses love to play?
What animal has the worst mood swings?
What kind of bird makes the most important rules?
Why was the chip acting so goofy?
Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?
What do you eat on July 5th?
What's the most popular soda in pastry school?
Why is the coffee bean so sensitive?
What did the typhoons name their baby girl?
Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
How do you organize a space party?
What do cows say on NYE?
Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?
What's a bear's favorite movie?