Why did the bird sell so much at the flea market?
What did the sick chicken say?
What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
What's the most common blood type for insects?
Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?
Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?
What did the sardine call the submarine?
What do you call the pig that does karate?
What do you do when two snails fight?
Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?
Did you ever hear the joke about a boomerang?
What's it called when the Queen gets embarrassed?
What happens when a realtor commits a crime?
Which dinosaurs make great musicians?
What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?
Who did the monster take to the Halloween dance?
Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?
How does cardboard get its workout in?
What did the salad say to its dad?
What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?