Where does cheese invest its money?
In a Swiss bank.
What's the most popular soda in pastry school?
What carbonated beverage has a future career in music?
How do snakes identify their bath towels?
How do you fit more pigs on your farm?
What did one firefly say to the other?
What is blue and not heavy?
Why was the rabbit happy on Valentine's Day?
Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?
What do lions eat on their cheat day?
What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?
What did the bee say to the flower?
What did the tree say when autumn came around?
What is the most popular 70s band among birds?
Where do dogs go when they need emergency medical care?
What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?
What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?
What vegetables make the best music?
What kind of music do killer whales listen to?
What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?
Why did the cat go to medical school?