Why do runners watch so much TV?
Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?
What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?
Why did the snowman look through a bag of carrots?
What do female veggies wear to the beach?
Why are the Middle Ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?
Why is sand so optimistic?
What's a balloon's least favorite type of music?
What kind of money do fishermen make?
Where do vampires keep their money?
Why was the bull kicked out of the store?
Why did spring break up with winter?
What do you call it when someone becomes a vegetarian?
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
Why does an elephant wear sneakers?
Which animals make the best locksmiths?
What does an evil hen lay?
What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?
What does the sun say to the moon every day at sunset?
What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?