Why did the cell phone lose his job?
Why do archers make great cow optometrists?
What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?
Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?
What did Charles Darwin's daughter say to her sibling?
What's a dog's favorite type of Chex Mix™?
What did the stormcloud say when he was too full to eat dessert?
We tried to teach our cows how to be actors.
Why was the moth so unpopular?
What's a farmer's favorite snack?
What do snowmen eat for lunch?
How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?
How do amoebas make calls?
What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?
What part of a football field is never the same?
Why did the comedian keep telling jokes about chemistry?
What do you call a bunch of cell phones that are related to each other?
Which animal loves to scare trick-or-treaters?
Where do ghosts prefer to swim?
What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?