Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?
What do you call a cow with a twitch?
Why was the dairy grumpy?
What's a henway?
Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?
What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother's sister?
Why was the attorney's pregnancy so easy for her?
What does one piece of bread say to the other?
What kind of bee do teachers love?
What do you call a Zen egg?
What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?
What type of fishing are dogs best at?
What's a father's favorite flower?
Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?
What do goats and moms have in common?
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.
What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday?
What was Jesus' favorite nursery song?
What's it called when the Queen gets embarrassed?
What's a writing utensil's favorite state?