What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?
Why were the dog and the cow such good friends?
What do you call a retired vegetable?
Why were the atoms always hungry?
What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?
Why did the cow cross the road?
What do you call a rabbit barber?
What do you call an Irish spider?
What do you call a group of bunnies hopping backwards?
Where do T-Rexes shop?
What do cats eat for breakfast?
What awards show do hot dogs never miss?
What is the difference between baseball and law?
Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?
What fish loves to play in a band?
What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?
Who isn't happy to get an Academy Award®?
Did you hear the joke about peanut butter?
What kind of pet does Snow White™️ have?
Why can't bikes stand up on their own?
