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What's the name of Iron Man's thieving younger brother?
How do you spot a modern spider?
Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.
Are baby skunks cute?
Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?
What did the man say when he accidentally bumped into the famous country singer?
Did you hear about the pope's wardrobe issue?
Where do shellfish go to borrow money?
What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?
Why do baseball players go to Denny's® after games?
Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?
What did the raspberry say to his valentine?
Why did the pig stop sunbathing?
What do cats say when their basketball shot misses the basket?
Why are trees so carefree this time of year?
What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?
What type of cake never comes with frosting?
What instrument do secretaries usually play?