What do you get when you play country music backwards?
Why did the sparrow go to the library?
Why was the stadium steaming hot after the game?
Which famous author is also a ruler?
Why wasn't the food on the small aircraft good?
What animal makes the best lunches?
What did the peach say to its crying husband?
Why am I no longer addicted to the hokey pokey?
How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?
What's a leprechaun's favorite kind of music?
What should you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?
What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?
Why did the echo get detention?
What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?
What has ten letters and starts with G-A-S?
What's a cat's favorite type of Mexican food?
What do you call the donkey with 3 legs?
Why is it a bad idea to get married by the Pacific Ocean?
Where would you find an elephant?
What's a villain's favorite Thanksgiving tradition?