What's a villain's favorite Thanksgiving tradition?
They go around the table and say what they're ungrateful for.
Where do ghosts prefer to swim?
How did the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?
Why did the drummer keep banging her head against the drums?
Why did the thief wear blue gloves?
When does the sun finally get to take a break?
Why was the alien always crashing his ships?
Why is an elephant braver than a hen?
Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?
Why do cosmeticians never fight?
What's another name for your iPhone charger?
What do dogs wear on their ears when it's cold outside?
What do teapots eat on their snack break?
What's a parent's favorite type of music?
What does a bicyclist ride during the winter?
What goes ooo ooo ooo?
Why do dogs always have stomach aches?
Why don't fish play basketball?
What did the pecan say to the walnut?
What animal has 20/20 vision?
Where do hikers go for a drink after a long day out in the mountains?