How does a lion greet other animals?
"Pleased to eat you."
What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?
What's a henway?
Why are skeletons so calm?
Why did the dinosaur go to the doctor?
What type of undergarments does a lawyer wear?
Why was the dating app for rocks canceled?
What does Santa order at the bar?
What happens when two monkeys get a divorce?
Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?
What does a cloud wear under his pants?
How do you massage a chicken wing?
Why should you always eat dessert before bed?
What do you call a snowman in the summer?
Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?
What did the dog name his new photocopy shop?
Why are construction workers so good at parties?
Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?
Who is the worm's Prime Minister?
What's a dog's favorite city?
What kind of pie does a bird love to eat?