What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No-eye-deer.
Who is the worm's Prime Minister?
Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?
How can you tell the weather's getting warmer?
My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him...
Where do dogs go when they want a buffet?
What's a cucumber's favorite sport?
What is the coolest country?
Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?
Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?
What's Bigfoot's favorite musical part to sing?
What do you call a long line of people waiting for their hotdog?
Why did the heels and the boots get along?
What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a rooster?
What do monkeys wear when they are cooking?
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?
What did the wasp do when he got hot?
Why is a doctor always calm?
What happens when a realtor commits a crime?
Who is every pig's least favorite actor?
What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?