What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No-eye-deer.
What do you call a bee with a spell on him?
Where can you find the most stressed-out parents?
What vehicles are in the best shape?
What pasta is always ready for a formal event?
What do you call it when you get bubbles in your mouth while singing in the shower?
What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?
Why does chewing gum never go bad?
Why did the pig stop sunbathing?
What's the most common blood type for insects?
What does a toddler wear while swimming on summer vacation?
What bird shouldn't drink coffee?
Do you have the best ceiling?
What do Jedis® say on Valentine's Day?
Why did the sun abruptly leave the pick-up basketball game?
What is the wealthiest fish?
Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?
What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?
What pop singer also makes a great weapon?
Why was the pilot so easily distracted?
What type of pasta helps you relax?