Why did the mirror cross the road?
Where do cows go on the weekend?
What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?
Who is a cow's favorite celebrity?
Where's the best place to learn about eggs?
How do chickens leave the highway?
Why was the bud so shy?
What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?
How do you know the sun will be back tomorrow?
What do you call a surfer with a paper cut?
Why do cats always get what they want?
What did the bird's mom say when he talked just like his dad?
What rock band loves Thanksgiving?
What is the number 3's favorite day to go shopping?
Why did the goal post get angry?
Why do archers make great cow optometrists?
What goes ooo ooo ooo?
What's the loudest Christmas song?
What is a vampire's favorite sport?
Where's the best place to grow flowers in school?