What goes ooo ooo ooo?
A cow with no lips.
What do you call a fancy dance for cats?
What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?
If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?
What soup do Santa's helpers love most?
Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?
What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?
What's an eagle's favorite Lynyrd Skynyrd song?
Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.
Why are babies so good at basketball?
What do you call a martial artist's facial hair?
What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?
Who does an octopus see when it's not feeling well?
What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?
What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?
What vegetable still uses slang from the '80s?
What do you call the study of strong women in history?
Why is grass so dangerous?
Why did the thief wear blue gloves?
Which fly makes films?
Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?