Why did the thief wear blue gloves?
Because he didn't want to get caught red handed!
How are toddlers and those who attempted to build a tower to heaven similar?
What kind of clothes does a house wear?
What's the hardest holiday to forget?
What kind of dog has the worst allergies?
I got my dad a fridge for Father's Day.
Who always has a date on Valentine's Day?
Which CIA agent is the best baker?
Why are English teachers so smart?
Why do teachers make so many pies in September?
What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend?
What is a robot's favorite snack?
Who is a carpenter's favorite singer?
What did the ghost drink when it was trying to stay healthy?
What season begins with a thud?
Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?
Which U.S. First Lady loved gardening?
What do goats say to make their kids laugh?
What did the school bully have for lunch?
Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?
Why are fish such good architects?