Why do rodents make the best runners?
Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?
Who is a carpenter's favorite singer?
What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?
What did summer say to spring?
What's a mummy's favorite kind of music?
What happens when grass goes out of town?
What do you call a fish wearing a tux?
What's the difference between a fish and a piano?
What do you call a very small Valentine?
What do you call an elephant's handwriting?
What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?
What did the robot want for Christmas?
Why do you put peanut butter in the road?
Who is a fruit's favorite celebrity?
What do you call it when someone falls on the way to their car?
What song does the horizon sing every morning?
Why was the caboose always sneezing?
What is CO2's favorite pasta?
What's the difference between a bad joke and a dad joke?