What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?
Why did Harry Potter™ suddenly go bald in his teens?
What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?
What do you call a cow who loves to work out?
What roads do ghosts haunt on Halloween?
What do you call an orchard full of relatives?
What kind of cheese can you sew with?
Did you hear about the two people who fell in love on a camping trip?
Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?
Why couldn't the athlete listen to her music?
Did you hear about the pope's wardrobe issue?
Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?
Where did Jesus go to get a snack?
Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?
What car does Yoda® drive?
What do dentists do on a rollercoaster?
What animals make the best baseball players?
Why does rain make a great waiter at a restaurant?
Why do dogs always have stomach aches?