What do you call an orchard full of relatives?
Family trees.
What do Scottish toads play?
What did one angel say to the other angel?
Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?
Who's a baby's favorite singer?
What's the difference between a bad joke and a dad joke?
What do people call Arnold Schwarzenegger in retirement?
Why do mama kangaroos hate rainy days?
What's the friendliest pen?
Why doesn't sleet have any friends?
This candy bar is a real home run.
What is the solar system's favorite candy?
Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?
What do boats use to pack their luggage for a plane ride?
What's it called when a basketball team loses in the NCAA division 1 tournament?
What do you get from an Alaskan cow?
The ocean is a real trendsetter.
Why did the student always get straight A's?
Why did the coach go to the bank?
What animal should you never play hide and seek with?
Why are cats so good at finding dates?