Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?
What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?
What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?
What animal styles their hair every day?
Why did the tree go to the dentist?
What job did the corn on the cob get?
Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?
What happened when the peanut walked into a bar?
What song does the horizon sing every morning?
What name sounds like the past tense?
Why would you dance with a jar of jelly?
Who always has a date on Valentine's Day?
Did you hear what happened to the pumpkin on Halloween?
What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?
What kind of music should you listen to on St. Patrick's Day?
Who is the nicest celebrity around?
What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?
What's a storm cloud's favorite Garth Brooks song?
Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?
Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag?