What vegetable does Michelle Obama love most?
What do you get from an Alaskan cow?
Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?
What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?
What's a vegetable's favorite game to play?
Where do catchers sit at lunch?
Why did the dog get kicked out of the cemetery?
Which cartoon character loves the outdoors?
Why are basketball courts always wet?
Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?
How did the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?
What is a vampire's favorite fruit?
What's an English teacher's favorite cereal?
What do you call George Washington's false teeth?
Where do oceans always buy their cars?
Why can't dogs operate MRI machines?
Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?
What's a villain's favorite Thanksgiving tradition?
What are a teacher's least favorite words to hear every summer?
What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?