What do dogs wear on their ears when it's cold outside?
Earmutts.
What animal loves a baseball game?
What do you call a group of elephants in the pool?
Why are bakers also often hippies?
What is a zebra's favorite product for dental hygiene?
Why are sheep always so warm in winter?
Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.
What did the sheep receive as a gift for Mother's Day?
Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"
What's an avocado's favorite genre of music?
What's a landscaper's favorite type of music?
Why is a banana the most popular fruit?
Why did the two red blood cells break up?
My brother is my partner in crime.
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?
What do you call a group of itchy dogs who howl together?
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?
Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?
What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?
How do cats make a birthday cake?
What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?