What do jokesters study in college?
Psych! - ology.
What carbonated beverage has a future career in music?
Why does Humpty Dumpty enjoy camping in autumn?
Why did electricity win the race?
Where is the coldest place to work?
What is a horse's favorite sport?
What do you call a deer that can use both hands?
Which animal is the best at trying new things?
What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?
What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter?
What is the emptiest holiday?
What is a parrot's favorite game?
What's a goose's favorite book?
Why can't bikes stand up on their own?
What did the raspberry say to his valentine?
What is the best holiday breakfast food?
Why does everyone prefer to be around electric cars?
What did the baby laptop call her father?
What do you call a dog in space?
What farm animal is best at karate?
Why did the window need an aspirin?