How do you make antifreeze?
You steal her blanket.
What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?
What's a dog's favorite city?
Where do hands go on vacation?
What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?
What does an escalator say when it stops working?
Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?
Why do pigs tell jokes?
What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?
What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?
Why did the skeleton buy the base model car?
Why was the bee sad?
Why can't basketball players go on vacation?
Who is Santa's favorite character on Sesame Street®?
Which relative loves rice?
What is it called when you're overcharged for a package?
What do you call the grandmother on your speed dial?
Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?
What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?
How do mice celebrate when they move home?
Why was the fish so smart?