What do cows like to dance to?
What do you call a very attractive aircraft?
Why do bananas need to use sunscreen on their summer vacations?
How long will dinner be?
What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?
How did the two figs make their marriage last?
Why is the coffee bean so sensitive?
What do the trees say to the flowers in spring?
Why did the turtle cross the road?
Why can't basketball players go on vacation?
Why did the skeleton buy the base model car?
What is a canine's favorite toy to play with in the snow?
What does a female lion call her mate?
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
What do a grandmother and a website have in common?
What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?
I broke my finger!
What do you call an emergency in the spring?
The museum curator needed a break.