What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?
What did the painter say to the wall?
Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?
Which dog likes to run across an open field?
Why was the musician arrested?
Why was there traffic on the Oregon Trail?
Why should you not pamper a cow?
How do you take a pig to the hospital?
What's a farmer's favorite snack?
Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?
Where do chips wear socks?
What did the Cinderella™️ fish wear to the ball?
Why do bees buzz?
Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?
What should you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?
What state is famous for tiny soft drinks?
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?
I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?
Why do honey bee children always follow instructions?