Why did the son smash his piggy bank?
Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?
What kinds of animals do bulldogs love to hang out with?
Which celebrity is the biggest fan of hats?
What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?
What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?
How do you care for a sick bird?
What position does lemonade play in baseball?
What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?
What do you call a happy Lassie?
My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.
Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?
What did the boy say after a long day at the beach?
What should you do when you see a herd of cows coming towards you?
How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?
What did the snake name his daughter?
What car picked Mickey and Minnie up for their movie premiere?
What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?
Which animal dresses like a lumberjack?
How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?