Which animal dresses like a lumberjack?
A plaid-ypus.
What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?
What is a blue whale's favorite James Bond™ film?
How often should you make chemistry jokes?
What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?
Which elf is the best singer?
How do you make antifreeze?
Why was the dog overweight?
What's the difference between people and chickens?
What do you call two dentists that are very different?
What's a cow's favorite music note?
What do reindeer say before telling you a joke?
How to you navigate a canoe filled with puppies?
What did Papa John name his newborn son?
What's the scariest letter?
Why did the boxer take so many naps?
What did the dog say after his birthday party?
What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?
What do dogs drink when they're sick?
What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?
What does a car look forward to most on Halloween?