Which animal dresses like a lumberjack?
A plaid-ypus.
What's a mummy's favorite food to eat?
Why don't they have Mother's Day sales?
What's a locomotive's favorite Proverb?
Why was the storm actually calm?
What type of fishing are dogs best at?
Why do dogs always have stomach aches?
Did you know you can actually listen to the blood in your veins?
What do you call a pig lumberjack?
Why do optometrists love to vacation in the Caribbean?
What's an owl's favorite school subject?
What does a fish say after sharing a new idea?
What did the typhoons name their baby girl?
What animal dresses the most fashionably?
What is the difference between fleas and dogs?
What is a vampire's favorite fruit?
Why are babies so good at basketball?
What do you put your drinks on in amusement parks?
What do you call a pig that's out in the sun for too long?
Families are like fudge.
How do you motivate a watch to go to work?