Why is furniture so generous?
What type of bean doesn't have protein?
What type of flower grows up too fast?
What branch of the military accepts newborns?
Who sits in a corner all day but somehow still travels the world?
How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?
Where's the best place to grow flowers in school?
If there are eight sheep, three dogs, and one herdsman, how many feet are there?
What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?
What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?
When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?
What did the bunny give his fiancé?
Why can't basketball players go on vacation?
What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
Why don't moms tell mom jokes?
What does the milky way call its ex-girlfriend?
What does the sun say to the moon every day at sunset?
What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?
Why does Santa have 3 gardens?