What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?
Don't get bent out of shape!
What did the bun do when its plans suddenly changed?
What bird ends up constantly getting hurt?
What is the difference between fleas and dogs?
What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?
When you die, what part of the body dies last?
What's a shoemaker's favorite dessert?
Which birds steal soap from the bath?
What instruments do imaginary friends play?
Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?
Why is the lion so happy with his sons?
Who is Pepto-Bismol's® favorite band?
Where do books sleep?
Why does a milking stool only have two legs?
What do little monsters call their mother?
How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?
What do you call it when an octopus leaves the sea?
Where does Taco Bell serve in the US government?
What kind of cheese do they eat on Sesame Street®?
What do you call an orchard full of relatives?
What is a cat's favorite part of baseball?