Why did the two red blood cells break up?
Why do cows always skip gym class?
Why did the thief wear blue gloves?
What currency do you use to spend a summer day on the beach?
What happened when the lion ate the comedian?
Why did the sailor lose his job?
What's a worm's favorite holiday?
What do you call a snowman's dog?
Which animal loves to have a good time?
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
What did the school bully have for lunch?
Where do dads go to dance on Father's Day?
Why was the bunny upset?
Why did the pumpkin give up acting?
Who is a fruit's favorite celebrity?
How do you get everyone excited about a family reunion?
What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend?
Why did the drummer keep banging her head against the drums?
What holiday does Mike Tyson celebrate in December?
What type of flower grows up too fast?