Where do books sleep?
Under their covers!
What do your grandma and the internet have in common?
What do you call George Washington's false teeth?
Did you hear about the Labor Day joke?
What kind of store would a dog own?
Why was there traffic on the Oregon Trail?
What do you call a sleeping bull?
Why was Santa's little helper embarrassed?
What game do both humans and birds play in school?
Which kinds of horses make the best bakers?
What's a scarecrow's favorite holiday food?
What did one firefly say to the other?
Why do cats love to work?
What's a worm's favorite holiday?
Did you hear about the two people who fell in love on a camping trip?
Why are cats terrible at telling stories?
Why couldn't anyone call the zoo?
How does the moon cut her hair?
How long did Cain dislike his brother?
What do you call bees that are best friends?
Why was the horse so bad at dressage?