Why did the drummer keep banging her head against the drums?
She was playing by ear.
Where do hands go on vacation?
Why are there no planes where Peter Pan™️ lives?
Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?
What do you call a happy Lassie?
What did the mouse want for its birthday?
What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?
Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?
Why do sleep therapists love their work?
What did the mama goat say to her child?
What does an old deer say when he's feeling young?
Where do monkeys take their kids to play?
Which parent cares the most for the environment?
Where's the best place for baby chickens to be born?
What did the Dorito say to his son?
What are baby potatoes called?
What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?
How do you make a hamburger laugh?
What kind of fish will help you hear better?
Who won the race between two balls of string?
Did you hear about that anti-social fish?