Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?
What's a lawyer's favorite food?
Why were dancers in the '70s always sick?
What sport can waiters play really well?
What's the best season to jump on a trampoline?
Why did the computer run out of money?
What kind of water does an angel like?
Where do vampires keep their money?
Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?
What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown?
What song does Tarzan™ sing at Christmas?
Who is a dessert's favorite actor?
What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?
What Do You Call a Sheep Covered in Chocolate?
What do grandmother deer do to their grandchildren?
What snack did the dog buy at the movie theater?
What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?
How do you spell water with 3 letters?
What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?
What color are all the books in the library?