What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?
Moby-Duck.
Why didn't the fish go on summer vacation?
Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
How do you add one to ten to get nine?
Why are babies so good at basketball?
I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.
What goes up when spring rain comes down?
What do cheesy parents say about their kids?
Which dogs love to study science?
What do grandmother deer do to their grandchildren?
What kinds of cats do kids love to play with?
Did you hear about the country giving free bread to its citizens?
What's a musician's favorite part of a chicken?
What do you call a fancy dance for cats?
What TV show did the cat love to watch?
What is a janitor's favorite movie?
What's a chip's favorite way to score in basketball?
Why did Mickey Mouse™ become an astronaut?
What is the fiercest flower in the garden?
Where does a pianist go on vacation?