What vegetable is nice to everyone?
What do you call a fish without an eye?
What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?
What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?
Why do cats visit the masseuse so often?
What's a dog's favorite city?
What happens when a frog's car dies?
Who is a dessert's favorite actor?
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?
What do you call fowl that fly into windows?
Have you seen the sweater my grandma made me?
What does a cat go to sleep on?
When you die, what part of the body dies last?
Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?
Why did the bird always get approached by suitors?
Guitarists are so stressed out.
Who is a bread-maker's favorite singer?
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?