Why are grandkids so great?
Why did Mickey Mouse™ become an astronaut?
Why are basketball players such messy eaters?
What bird ends up constantly getting hurt?
What does the librarian say when she has to leave?
Why did the chicken cross the net?
What kind of tree loves to go to the ocean?
When is it bad luck to see a black cat?
Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?
How do you raise a baby elephant?
Guitarists are so stressed out.
What do you say to Simba when he's moving too slowly?
Why did the pastry chef have 13 kids?
Which bird would make a great farmer?
What do two oxygen molecule friends call each other?
Why does everyone prefer to be around electric cars?
What is a cat's favorite math problem?
How do you get straight A's?
Why are ghosts such bad liars?
What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?