Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?
How do deer tell their children to grow up?
Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?
Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?
What is a construction worker's favorite card game?
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What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?
Why did the singer perform on an airplane?
What do you call an 80-year-old cheerleader?
What happened when the quarterback told a joke to his receivers?
How do mice celebrate when they move home?
What's a leprechaun's favorite kind of music?
What vegetable is nice to everyone?
Why are trees always so positive?
Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?
What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?
Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?
What kind of cell phone did Delilah from the Bible use?
What table can you never sit at?