Why was the horse so bad at dressage?
He was a one-trick pony.
What do cows like to dance to?
How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?
What type of shoes in a ninja's favorite?
Why did the sailor lose his job?
How does a single horse RSVP to a party?
What do you call a rabbit barber?
What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?
What did the doctor say when the nurse told him the invisible man was there?
Why did the window need an aspirin?
Why is money so stubborn?
Where can you have a Fry-day every day?
What do you call a basketball player with a drooling problem?
What do you call octopus twins?
What do you call it when a cat is not environmentally friendly?
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
What is the strongest animal?
What did the bull's wife tell him when he worked out?
What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?
Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?
Why did the sisters start stealing from stores together?