What do boats use to pack their luggage for a plane ride?
How are you liking that anti-gravity book?
What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?
What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace?
When does the devil get all of his shopping done?
What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?
Why do nails need so much pain relief?
What did the worm say to the other when he was home late?
Which dog likes to run across an open field?
What do trees keep as a pet?
Why was the artichoke so generous?
Did you take the patient's temperature?
What's good for both poker and theater?
What's a parent's favorite type of music?
Why do bison love to spread gossip?
What does the pastor's son say whenever he walks into the chapel?
What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?
Why did the pillow go to the doctor?
Why does Jesus drive so much?
What happens when a realtor commits a crime?