What games do ants play with elephants?
Squash.
What do frogs order when they get BBQ?
What animal is always ready to protect people?
What type of bean doesn't have protein?
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.
Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?
Which former US President gets most confused for money?
Why do so many dogs join baseball teams?
Why are frogs always happy?
What should you put in your coffee on St. Patrick's Day?
What do you call Dracula with hay fever?
Why was the chip acting so goofy?
What kind of fish will help you hear better?
Which part of a car is always the warmest?
What do you call bees that are best friends?
What's a zoo vet's biggest problem?
Who is every pig's least favorite actor?
What musical instrument is the best typist?
How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?
What's a worm's favorite holiday?
What did the butterfly's kids say that made her cry?