My leaf blower doesn't work.
How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?
What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?
What did the bat say to his girlfriend?
How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?
What do trees keep as a pet?
What did the puppy want to be when he grew up?
Why is tennis the least romantic sport?
Why are bankers so good at American politics?
Who is Pepto-Bismol's® favorite band?
What's a cucumber's favorite sport?
Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?
What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?
What did the woman say when Barbie™ picked up her kids from school?
Why did the pumpkin give up acting?
Where do German dogs sleep?
Why can't Christmas trees sew?
Which insect always signs up for marching band?
What did the teacher say when the Demogorgon showed up in their classroom?
What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive?