Why can't Christmas trees sew?
Their needles don't have eyes.
Who do superheroes go to see when they're not feeling well?
Why did the boy think he was a prince after going to Burger King®?
Why do runners watch so much TV?
Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?
What do you call a class about how to interact with others?
Who loves the lake but refuses to get wet?
What is an insect's favorite game?
Why did the woman get mad at her husband when she asked him to pick up six cans of Sprite®?
What day of the week do chickens hide?
What did the bird's mom say when he talked just like his dad?
What did the lawyer name his daughter?
Which celebrity loves to read?
What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?
Why is laughter the best medicine?
What animal loves Indian food?
Why did the tomato go out with the prune?
Why do cows wear bells?
What is the tallest building in the world?
Where does Superman park his cars?
What do you call a cat who loves Christmas?