Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?
He wanted to pick his brain.
Did you hear the joke about the pop fly?
What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?
Where did the hockey player get all his money?
Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?
What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?
What do you call dogs that rarely bark?
What do you call a snowman's dog?
Why did the student always get straight A's?
Where do airplanes go shopping?
Why do owls make lousy reporters?
What happened when the quarterback told a joke to his receivers?
How does Moses make his coffee so great?
What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?
Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?
What do you call a stationary flamingo?
Which candy bar can't stop laughing?
Where do vampires keep their money?
How do you get to Tooth Island?
What type of undergarments does a lawyer wear?
What do cows say on NYE?