What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?
That's udderly ridiculous!
Which Count makes the best pie crust?
If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?
Someone stole all my lamps.
Why is it hard to ski on fresh snow?
What farm animal is best at karate?
What's a frog's favorite year?
Why did the patient reveal secrets to her dentist?
What do you call a bakery thief that leaves a trail?
What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?
What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?
Did you hear the rumor about butter?
What did the bee say to the naughty bee?
What day of the week do chickens hide?
Where do bees go on their vacation?
What is the best dessert to bring to an octopus's birthday party?
Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?
What does the ghost say when she greets her boyfriend?
Why didn't the dog want to play football?
What did the bird ask its friend when it was worried about aging?
I used to be addicted to not showering.