What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?
That's udderly ridiculous!
What's an astronaut's favorite snack?
Which princess is best suited for winter?
What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace?
Which subject has two parts?
What time is your dentist appointment?
What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?
Why did the two red blood cells break up?
Why was the K9 such a devout Catholic?
Where do toys go when they're hungry late at night?
Why do runners watch so much TV?
What do teachers do during summer break?
Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?
What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?
Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?
What's a partridge's favorite fruit?
What type of vehicle should you use for a fall hayride?
When should you start writing a book?
What do you do for an injured lemon?
How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?
Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?