What do you call a peanut in space?
Why did the wind want to go on vacation?
What washes up on miniature beaches?
What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?
Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?
Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"
What car can you only see twice a year?
Do dads always snore?
Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?
What do soccer referees send during the holidays?
What vegetable does Michelle Obama love most?
What did the doctor say when the nurse told him the invisible man was there?
Why are pilots always in a good mood?
Which vegetable is actually bad for you?
What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?
Which birds steal soap from the bath?
What is a Tyrannosaurus's favorite piece of clothing?
Where do sheep get their hair cut?
What is it called when you're overcharged for a package?
Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?