What car can you only see twice a year?
A Chevy Equinox.
Who do camels find most inspiring?
Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?
What did one firefly say to the other?
What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?
Why are frogs always so happy?
Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?
Where did the boat go when it was sick?
Why did the dog swallow a clock?
How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?
Why is Kermit the Frog® so good at gardening?
What kind of pole is short and floppy?
What is time's favorite breed of dog?
What's E.T. short for?
What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?
How did the mountain lion finally lose weight?
Why is the letter A like a spring flower?
Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?
What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?
What can a puppy do to avoid growing into a hot dog?
How does dinner smell?