Why did the dog swallow a clock?
He wanted to be a watchdog.
What do you call the wife of a hippie?
What do you call octopus twins?
Why couldn't the sailors play cards?
Which founding father loves to sing?
Which animal loves to have a good time?
What insect runs away from everything?
What do you call a pig thief?
Why should you watch out when it's raining cats and dogs?
What does it mean when you find a single horseshoe lying on the ground?
What does an evil hen lay?
What kind of music do killer whales listen to?
What's a pig's favorite dessert?
What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive?
Where do lawyers go for summer vacation?
If you need help building an ark...
What job in the NFL® is most competitive for boats?
What do you call berries playing the guitar?
What do you say to the tree frog who needs a lift?
What do you call soccer players on opposing teams falling in love?
Why did summer catch autumn?