Why did the dog swallow a clock?
He wanted to be a watchdog.
What do construction workers do at Labor Day parties?
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What do you call Dracula with hay fever?
Why did the farmer bury all his cash?
What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?
Which dinosaurs make great musicians?
What does algae do when it's in trouble?
How do you get rid of a killer bee?
What food is a man's best friend?
Why did Adam quit his job at the helium factory?
What's E.T. short for?
What happens when a cow doesn't shave?
What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?
Why did the elk have great hair?
Who makes clothes for dinosaurs?
Which kitchen ingredient can also sing?
Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?
What did the butterfly's kids say that made her cry?
What's the best way to get your kids' attention?
Who invented Daylight Saving Time?