What did Michael Jordan sell at the farmers market?
Why are elephants wiser than chickens?
Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?
Why is a baseball game a good place to go on a hot day?
It's Crowded!
What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?
My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.
Why was the pirate late for work?
What is a twin's favorite fruit?
What grandma is always trying to give you fruit?
Why do cows always skip gym class?
What condiment has wings?
What type of vehicle should you use for a fall hayride?
Why is it hard to hire a clown?
Where do colds go on vacation?
Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?
Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?
What did the bird ask its friend when it was worried about aging?
What is a math teacher's favorite sum?
What do you call a fly without wings?